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Cho Seok / Sung Hoon
Ae-bong / Kwon Yoo-ri
Jun / Tae Hang-ho
Mother Scrooge.
Oh, my gosh! It looks so yum!
Don't play with food, please.
If you don't like it, then go home.
What can I do? The water is cut off because of the construction upstairs.
Wow, you've got hands of God. We're foodie...
Mates!
It looks so greasy. Ew, greasy.
-Eat this part first. -Spread it all over.
I can't stand it.
Why do you do such thing to foods?
-We really hit it off! -Exactly!
Yuck, what is this?
You've already forgotten the coke-bottle soy sauce?
-It's not been ages since you moved out. -Ah, mom, please.
Coke soy sauce?
She pours soy sauce into the empty coke bottle.
That is coke soy sauce.
She doesn't want to waste empty bottles.
She re-uses them every time. Mother Scrooge.
Seok, are you okay? Take this digester.
Ah, it looks so greasy.
-What the heck? -Digester sesame oil.
-Was that sesame oil? -Told you, she is Scrooge.
But, elderly people generally live frugally. Don't they?
No way, my mom is not just simply frugal.
True, she is a whole different level.
-Mom! -Mom!
-Mom, buy me a bicycle, please. -Everyone has their own bicycle but us.
-Mom! -Mom!
She's very fast.
She was surprised to know that we purchase emojis.
Mom, what's for dinner today?
Where can I find that picture?
This doesn't cost much. I can buy one for you.
What? People give money for these things?
They are out of their mind.
Today, I've got a blind date. I may be late.
Your little son just woke up after making the deadline last night.
I was in bathroom. Just read.
Ever since that day, we couldn't use emojis with mom.
Is it real? Poop?
Ah, done. This should teach them a lesson.
They know nothing about saving.
Delivery!
Who did this? Who ordered all this?
I didn't.
-No, no, not me. -Oh, I see.
Thank you. Thanks for the gift.
One of my fans living in Jeju has an orange farm and sent this.
So it's a gift!
Isn't it too much for our family?
Okay, we should give away.
Give away? We can eat this all.
What?
What are you waiting for? Are you going to keep looking at it?
Have a seat. Why don't you join us?
-I need to make orange pickle. -Orange pickle? What is it?
Making kimchi with orange.
There's lots to do with oranges. It's so much fun.
Dad, doesn't Mom look like she came straight out of a TV show?
Yeah. It's called Orange Is The New Staple Food.
She even made sushi with it.
God, even the smell of it makes me want to throw up.
It wouldn't be a first for me.
I can't take it anymore.
I need to get rid of these. Follow me.
-Eat your oranges. -Oranges, out!
Seeing you having oranges makes me happy.
Watch me.
Wow, Dad.
Oh, damn it! I've told her a thousand times to buy a new one.
This couch came home when she got married.
Then, it is about to be 40.
The savings will end up paying my coccyx surgery.
-But, where's Mom? -Mom?
She took the orange kimchi to the community center to sell it.
Not only is she making us eat all that, but she also wants to profit.
Ah, I can't help it.
Oh, my stomach. I don't feel good. Probably because I ate only oranges.
-Ah... -Oh, damn it!
-Dad! -What happened?
I can't take it any more. It's so gross.
Your mom uses this brick to save flush water like this.
It barely goes down at the first try.
Now I see why mine didn't go down well.
I've dedicated my life to this family.
Do you think it is fair that I should save even the flush water?
Enough is enough.
I will do whatever I want to from now on.
Honey, I...
I can't live like this anymore.
Do you expect to carry all our savings to Heaven?
So what? I spend it when I need to.
When? I told you clearly.
From now on, don't say anything about the delivered stuff.
Stop reheating leftovers to save ingredients.
And don't put the brick inside the toilet tank.
You Scrooge! And buy another couch!
Move! I gotta get rid of this.
No way. If you want to throw it out, you'll have to drag me along.
Are you going to live in the couch? Can't you just move?
No, I won't move.
If I do, you're going to throw it away.
Yes, it's me. I'm afraid I can't come today.
I'm kind of grounded these days.
Oh, poor Wilson. You'd better get yourself cleaned.
Okay, you're all cleaned now.
I want to take my socks off now.
Oh, no, no!
-Oh, no! -Come down.
Oh, no. Wilson!
-Come down! -No, I will never ever go down.
Come down, please!
Hey, bro, check this out.
"Ninety percent off on furniture."
-"Everything must go." -Oh, it really seems so.
All right, food corner. When does the sale end?
Oh, it ends in ten minutes!
Such a shame. We're already late.
But isn't it too good to miss?
Look, buy one, get one for trays of eggs.
Woah!
Dad!
Now, let's take this out.
Got ya!
Stop!
Dad!
WOON GI CHO SHIK Controlling breath and Qi in one's body.
HEO GONG DAB BO Walking in the air.
JOO HWA IB MA A level where one can't control oneself.
Oh, my dear couch.
MOOL AH IL CHE Couch = Mom
Ha, my babies!
That was why you stopped me from throwing away this old couch.
So you put all the...
secret money inside the couch.
Okay, that's it! Give me that.
Give me the money, now!
It's gone.
What? Why did you keep it secret?
Is it here?
-Are you sitting on it? Stand up. -I've used it all.
Used it all? I won't be fooled again.
You put it under the bed?
Hello, Mom.
Was the heater down?
She told me nothing about it.
What?
All right, I see. Take care.
You should've told me.
So you used the money for the new heater?
-Whatever. -Phew...
Why didn't you tell me? You made things awkward.
What would you do if I have told you?
You always make everything about yourself.
Do you have...
anything you want to buy?
You've never bought anything for yourself.
This month, my housing pension fund will expire, so...
the amount will be enough to buy whatever you want.
As she told us, the Scrooge mom knew where and when to spend her money.
These are so pretty! Every woman dreams of having this.
Absolutely! I've dreamed of this too for my entire life.
I spent some money on this. Isn't this kitchen like from the magazine?
It is.
I think your husband is awesome.
He saves money himself but knows when to spend money with you.
Not as much as you think.
She saves money, but we are the ones who take all the blunt.
But in the end she earns what she wants. Isn't that right?
Exactly. So let's just do whatever she asks us to.
As the saying goes, "the obedient son shall be rewarded with rice cake."
Rice cake? What a non-sense.
She made rice cake for you guys.
Dig in! Rice cake for you.
Let's brief you on another story.
Due to the impacts of extreme weather,
an orange tree has grown in the center of Seoul.
Our correspondent has more on this story.
I didn't want to let my wife know that I didn't want to eat oranges.
So I threw them onto the garden and stamped my feet on it.
The city council has declared
they're considering turning this area a tourism zone
after finding out some people are visiting here instead of Jeju.
Next episode is: Standards of an Old Couple.
Seok!
Hi!
Seok...
-Seok. -What?
Seok.
What?
Don't you notice anything different?
Ah?
-I must figure it out. -Eh?
I must figure it out!
SPRING
SUMMER
FALL
WINTER
I must figure it out.
I must.
What? Don't you see?
No, of course I see.
Now you know what changed?
Your front teeth are brighter.
Did you use whitening toothpaste?
No, I didn't!
A long term relationship teaches you skills like this.
Got my hair cut, can't you see?
This much.
Your hair?
A long term relationship makes your daily life so mundane.
Dates for an old couple is like...
a highlight of a comedy show.
-Seok! -Huh?
-What are we gonna do tomorrow? -Hmm.
Eat something, watch a movie, and have coffee?
-All right. -Okay.
31. EAT RICE BALLS
"Eat, movie, coffee, again?" 2. Starts to care about the pattern.
-Aebong. -Hmm?
Take this.
Today it's going to be special.
We're going to eat something while watching movies.
Plus coffee!
How about this triple combo?
3. You've got more ad-libs.
-Totally! -Totally!
Totally!
Cho Seok!
4. Starts to depend on guests.
Are we falling into a slump?
Are we in a slump?
It's a typical slump for an old couple.
My ex-boyfriend and I had been there before.
Eat something, watch movies, and have coffee.
Eat, movie, and coffee.
Eventually we broke up.
Did you have a boyfriend?
Did you? Are you telling us that you had a real-life boyfriend?
Do you think that matters now?
You never know Seok will cheat on you!
#TaeHeeMeansHopeful #TaeHeeInNameOnly #Rated-R-Author #Know-It-All #LoveExpert
Well, Seok is a famous cartoonist.
There should be girls hitting on him.
Ah!
Oh, what the [bleep].
#NameRohSookja #WorksAtCallCenter #SaysNoToPowerGamesAndHarrassment
-What should I do now? -Oh, you know...
If you don't want someone else to take the credit for your work
do something other girls do.
Sexy,
naughty...
Oh, never mind.
I got an idea!
Cooking will be great.
Cooking?
Ta-da.
Wow!
I was bored and decided to make it.
Looks so yummy.
My girlfriend baked this. Don't you dare.
You're so cheap. We are brothers, remember?
Don't be childish.
I'll go wash my hands real quick. Have some meanwhile.
Thank you, Aebong.
-Wow, this looks great. -Yeah.
You know I'm the big brother.
-What are you talking about? -I should take this!
-What the heck? -Watch out!
Seok, do you like it?
-Oh, I love it. -It tastes so good!
So delicious!
-What happened? -What?
-Why is the cookie so hard? -We're dead if she finds these cookies.
What should we do?
Let's throw this out!
-Quick. -Argh!
Who threw the stone?
-Stop throwing! -So sorry.
-I'll remember your faces! -I am so sorry.
-I saw your faces clearly! -Seok!
What? You had it all already?
Oh, a last one.
-This is for you. -No, I can't. You have it.
No, I want you to have it. Please, take it.
Seok, I think you should...
Okay, I'll eat it then.
Thank you so much, bro.
I want to try another club. Any recommendation?
Club?
Why? They look good with black and white stripes.
Looking good with black and white stripes?
Got enough of it.
Stripes, stripes... I'm sick of it.
Ah... So boring.
Oh, wait. I need to poo.
Gotta go poop.
Let's say this is a real slump. But are you cheating on me?
No one will ever get attracted to him.
I gotta call Seok to come get some food.
I'm pooping
-What's this? -I'm pooping
I'm pooping, I'm pooping
Isn't it kind of a ringtone letting us know he's pooping?
-I'm pooping -Poop?
Call me when you finish it.
Ugh... How did she know I was watching this movie?
Yes, I like this so much. It's my seventh time already.
Let's try this together next time.
-Together? -Together?
-Ew, so gross. -Ew, gross.
-Hold on. Listen up. -I'm pooping
She said if I change this ringtone she will leak my IDs and passwords.
I don't have a choice.
Otherwise, I'm a dead man.
Calm down, bro. Don't you worry.
But wrap it up 30 minutes before the performance.
Okay.
A little more, a little more...
Almost there.
There's a chair. Sit.
Careful now.
Don't take the blindfold off before I tell you to. Understood?
-Okay. -Seriously, don't.
What can it possibly be?
Okay, the special effect is ready.
Now, the show begins.
The door opens
Or does it? What's going on?
Why is that? What's wrong?
What's wrong with this?
Anybody there?
Oh, Aebong.
Aebong, Aebong!
What a super soundproof theater!
Wow.
Why is that coming out?
Wait, no! How can I stop this?
Where did I put my phone?
It hurts.
All right, let's write a message.
Please, Aebong. How can I stop this?
Aebong! Get me out of here!
Take off the blindfold.
Why is this door open?
Hey! Get out of there!
Who's that?
GET OUT
Get out?
I SAID GET OUT!
I should go out?
GET OUT!!!
Oh, how do I stop this dry ice?
Stop, please!
Wow, I'm so screwed.
What can I do? The performance is about to begin.
There's nothing I can do. Okay, let's shut down the light.
Who are you?
Hello? I'm Cho Jun.
Excuse me.
-Aebong, we gotta go. -Seok.
-You invited your friends? -No, I think we should leave now.
Seok, how did you...
Seok, look at these flowers!
Thank you, I'd never thought!
I think we should leave.
-Let's go. -Why? What?
Hey, Seok.
Cho Seok.
Cho Seok!!!
-Cho Seok! -What are they doing there?
No idea. They told me to get out.
The show is about to begin. Please come in.
-What kind of show is this? -A magic show. Heard it's fun.
-Is it? -Yes, should be fun.
UNPRECEDENTED MAGIC SHOW TURNING HUMANS INTO ANIMALS
Seok, you won't eat it? I will then.
I was afraid...
of this long term relationship going through a slump.
But I ultimately realized it:
Mundane daily life was only possible thanks to the time we've been together.
So it's okay to be called an old couple.
It's kind of a testament to the strength of our relationship.
Aebong...
Where is your ring?
I was wearing it when I was baking the other day.
I can't believe it! How could you? The whole slump conversation and now this?
You lost your ring?
Don't eat that hamburger!
What?
-Sorry. -What...
Why did you... Give me that!
I got this, I got this.
-I'm here for the colonoscopy. -Hi, please come over.
-What's your name, sir? -I'm Cho Jun.
I'm here for the colonoscopy.
Please fill up this form.
Honey, our wedding is next month. Aren't you going to propose?
Damn it, honey. I was going to do it today, but you...
noticed first!
-Oh, stop it, you! -"Stop it, you!"
Just stop.
I'm here for the colonoscopy.
Oh, please come in.
There we go.
-You can lie down there. -Head there, and legs here.
Lie with your face down, please.
What is that inside?
-So that's your proposal? -No, it's not, please.
Ah, how did you put the ring in there?
That's not my ring!
-How come it's in there? -You got me wrong.